Bunty: Kaisa Hai Bhai? Pappu: Theek Hu, Tu Bata Bunty: Aur Padhai-Likhai Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai? Pappu: Dost Hai Dost Bankar Reh Saale, Rishtedaron Wali Harkatein Na Kiya Kar!!!
Pappu: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Bunty: What? Pappu: Guardians of the Galaxy!
Teacher: Flying officer Ka Equivalent Rank, Army Aur Navy Mein Kya Hota Hai? Pappu: Sir, Running Officer & Swimming Officer!
Santa: What's going on at neighbours? Pappu: It's someone's birthday. Santa: Whose? Pappu: Tuyu's! Santa: Tuyu? Pappu: Yes. I heard them distinctly singing in chorus, "Happy Birthday Tuyu!"